Kirito SAO

Kirito SAO is a normal human. He likes anime and manga, thats why he refers to himself as an "otaku". His favourite anime is "Sword Art Online". In the world of the internet he calls himself "Kirito" like the protagonist of SAO. He met Skalien in a SymmonisLP-Fangroup. He is the co-founder of the shitpost universe.

Origin
Kirito grew up in Hilden, one of the most populated cities in the Suleiman Universe. He has no brothers and sisters. His mother died when he was very young. At the age of eight he visited his first anime convention in Hilden. By that time he had only seen Pokémon. The convention was the first place, where Kirito felt really accepted. He met interesting people and came in touch with cosplay for the first time. He bought his sword "Elucidator" with 30 Euros he had stolen from his fathers pocket. Kirito started to accept the death of his mother and became happier by watching animes and meeting new people on conventions. He was very active in the "Sword Art Online" community. At the same time he started to watch a YouTube-Channel called "SymmonisLP", which was very popular at that time. Under one of their videos he wrote a funny comment, on which Skalien responded. They got to know each other very well and had long-running discussions about "Sword Art Online".

Death
After Skaliens disappereance Kirito got used to his new life with suleiman the magnificent after a few weeks. He started to watch YouTube again and looked after new material for shitposts. Thats where he found a video called "Trading Gruppe", an advertisement for a WhatsApp group specialized on helping people with finances. Most of these groups are rip-offs and Kirito started to fight against the owners by making a song about them called "Porsche Panamera". The group didn't like it and they wanted to eliminate him. The assassination was succesfull. Kirito got hit by the Porsche Panamera the yelling turkish man drove. The man escaped after the hit and run.

Resurrection
Kirito was resurrected by Suleiman the magnificent at Simon Bolivars grave in Venezuela. Suleiman used a powerfull magic spell to transmit Kiritos soul into Simon Bolivars dead body. But something went wrong and Kiritos and Simons Soul blended.

Trivia

 * Kiritos first video was a video about "Nerdscope" a show by Doktor Froid.
 * One of his friends is Bert Bexte.