Obi Biber

Obi Biber was one of the commanders of the Canadian Beaver Army (CBA) during the Canadian Beaver War. He was the mastermind behind most of the beaver attack stategies and one of the only beavers, that survived the lovecraftian attack on 12th January 2008. After his retirement from the army, he starred in many movies and television shows, building up a loyal fan base.

Origin
Obi Biber was born in a small hillbilly family in Quebec. When he was 8 years old, he jerked off for the first time to the picture of a little girl. When his father found out what he did, he hit Obi Biber with a rod and strangled him. This did'nt stop Obi Biber from sexually assaulting a women with 14. It was widely known in the small town, that Obi Biber was a sex offender, still when he was 16 years old he raped a 15 year old girl after school. Although many knew about this, nobody spoke out about it or reported it, because they were too scared of Obi Biber. With 18 Obi Biber joined the beaver army and quickly worked his way to the top. He became one of the leaders and was involved in the planning of the beaver war. After surviving and planning most of the battles, Obi Biber retired early from his service and proceeded to go on television, as he was already known to be a war hero. Even though, girls have openly accused him of rape, as part of the #metoo-movement, Obi Biber kept a loyal fanbase and sometimes picks a girl in the crowd to take back home. And not all of them are adults...

Quotes
"'Mmmmmmh yeeees'""'Keep sucking, baby!'""'Get into my van'"