Herr Kuchen

Herr Kuchen also known as "Fake Simon Bolivar" was columbian leader for a very short time, after overthrowing Simon Bolivar in a big putsch. He disguised himself as Simon Bolivar to trick the population. His reign ended after Simon Bolivar escaped from his prison and fought against Herr Kuchen with the Netherlands and Fake Spain / Portugal.

Life
Herr Kuchen was born into a small family in Venezuela. The midwife said about Herr Kuchen after his birth, that he was "incredibly fat and hard to pull out". In his childhood Herr Kuchen was bullied and hated by everyone for his fat appereance and his small genitalia. He joined an revolutionary group, where he got accepted by the members and decided, that to hurt everyone who bullied him, he had to become leader of Great Columbia. In the putsch he defeated Simon Bolivar by sitting on and almost crushing him. His reign was brutal and hard and many people stopped believing in the man, who they thought was Simon Bolivar. But as the real Simon Bolivar showed up, many people were confused and decided to fight against Herr Kuchen. Many had noticed, that the Fake Simon Bolivar was too fat and became suspicious. The armys of the revolutionarys, the Netherlands and Fake Spain defeated Herr Kuchens Kuchenarmy in a glorious battle. Herr Kuchen was then penetrated with a skewer and cooked like a pigling.

Quotes
"'Give me food!'""'I like cake'""'Oink'"