Nimongo

Nimongo, born under the name 陰茎 変態 (おちんちんへんたい) in Akihabara (Die Squad ist da, swah - in Japan sind wir Superstars) is a japanese-german rapper. He enjoys eating Ramen, going to shrines to pray to Allah (who totally isn't a shinto god), and reading manga. His favorite anime series is "Durararararararararararara!", which is why he moved to Ikebukoro after his rise to fame. He has the biggest penis in Japan, with a length of 6 inches. This might be only a bit above average for the US, but most japanese people have a penis of 1-2 inches.

Life
Nimongo was born into a wealthy family in the south of Akihabara. He grew up listening to japanese classics like "Shinjuku Squad" by Yosui Inoue and started making music when he was 10. His first song was called "ファットニガーラーメン". His parents left him when he was 12, because they were dissappointed he did not work hard enough in school. The only class he was good in, was german. After this tragic event, Nimongo started focusing more on earning money through music, he had some smaller hits like "村上は近親相姦が好き", but he stayed mostly unnoticed, until he branched out into german rap. Before he could be succesful in Germany, he had to eliminate his competition, which is why he killed Blumio, the only other asian-german rapper he knew of. He stabbed Blumio 16 times with a chopping stick in the heart, before he finally died. His first german song "日本語 (Nihongo)" was a smash hit in Germany and stayed #1 on the billboard for seventeen weeks.

Discography

 * ファットニガーラーメン
 * ノルウェーの木材
 * 村上は近親相姦が好き
 * 日本語