Greetings in the Suleiman Universe

While most of the Suleiman Universe is part of the Shitpostian Empire, the culture in every country is different. This also involves the language and common phrases. Therefore many countrys have different greetings.

The shitpostian Greetings: Kingdom of Sweden Fledermausland
 * The most used Greeting in the shitpostian Empire is "Afrob was geht ab?", to which the dialouge partner normally responds with "Hast du Bock?". The answer to this question is "Ja, klar." The dialouge ends with the first person saying "Komm wir rocken jetzt die Stadt!" or "Ich glaub die Leute ahnen schon." If you dont answer the questions, people may think that you are unpolite.
 * In more rural parts of the shitpostian Empire "Heil Suleiman" is also very common.
 * In the Kingdom of Sweden you greet people with the phrase "Skrattar du, förlorar du". This sentence is mostly screamed, leading to the cliché that swedish people are very rough.
 * Most Fledermausians are very introverted and they dont greet random people. Close friends and relatives are greeted with a friendly "Das Wohnmobil hat Räder verdammt!".